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  • Doctor Dave
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    Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 72,245

    Comments: 118

    Favorited: 25

    Added: 247 weeks ago

  • Elephant at the Zoo
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    A mother is walking with her five year-old son through the zoo when they reach the elephant cage. The boy looks with amazement at the large beast and...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 56,762

    Comments: 56

    Favorited: 17

    Added: 247 weeks ago

  • Suck an Orange
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    Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. ...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 66,490

    Comments: 70

    Favorited: 26

    Added: 246 weeks ago

  • Dressed in Black
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    Karen had lost her husband four years prior and was having trouble moving on. Her daughter repeatedly urged her to return back to the world. Finally,...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 143,839

    Comments: 100

    Favorited: 25

    Added: 244 weeks ago

  • Four Types of Sex
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    HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 205,343

    Comments: 126

    Favorited: 32

    Added: 241 weeks ago

  • Marriage Retreat
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    At the marriage retreat, Amy and John were told to individually write a sentence using the words sex and love. Amy wrote: “When two mature people...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 146,018

    Comments: 223

    Favorited: 15

    Added: 238 weeks ago

  • Great Friend
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    A guy stops to visit his friend, who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, “My feet are cold. Would you get my sneakers for...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 72,423

    Comments: 92

    Favorited: 20

    Added: 234 weeks ago

  • Upset
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    There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 160,153

    Comments: 270

    Favorited: 32

    Added: 232 weeks ago

  • Little Johnny gets sent home early
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    Little Johnny got sent home one day from school for being bad. Upon getting home he called out for his folks but got no reply. He heard banging and...
  • From: yuri_vaultin

    Views: 199,463

    Comments: 427

    Favorited: 39

    Added: 225 weeks ago

  • Sex Therapy-Florida Style
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    A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says,...
  • From: dkaz46

    Views: 166,884

    Comments: 313

    Favorited: 26

    Added: 223 weeks ago

  • Sex Ed
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    Little Johnny was sitting in his first sex ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board. "Does anyone know what this...
  • From: mortgagemescott

    Views: 249,469

    Comments: 455

    Favorited: 47

    Added: 219 weeks ago

  • Relatives
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    Ernie asks Joe, "If I slept with your wife and had a child would that make us related?" Joe says to Ernie, "No but it would make us even."
  • From: thejames13

    Views: 142,071

    Comments: 308

    Favorited: 18

    Added: 216 weeks ago

  • The Priest's Question
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    The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he...
  • From: Rocketfan

    Views: 162,520

    Comments: 728

    Favorited: 54

    Added: 183 weeks ago

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