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  • Random Act of Stupidity
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    [Video] Random Act of Stupidity

    Actually the title is not really accurate..Since the fool actually planned it. That's right premeditated Stupidity! This Idiot decides to play...

  • From: cyclone729

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    Added: 166 weeks ago

  • Fast Talker
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    [Video] Fast Talker

    This guy names all the books in the bible, all 50 states, all the presidents, and all of the winners for Best Picture...in under 2 minutes!

  • From: ShellyDazzler

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    Comments: 1123

    Favorited: 24

    Added: 189 weeks ago

  • Ambush in Iraq
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    [Audio] Ambush in Iraq

    Just another grim reminder of what our troops face on a daily basis.

  • From: ebaum

    Views: 57,241

    Comments: 61

    Favorited: 27

    Added: 301 weeks ago

SyK083
  • SyK083
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About Me
Well my uncle Otis once took appx. 379 circus
peanuts "you know the orange
marsmellowish ones" He then lubed em' up
and shoved them into my man crapper. With a
colon full of of sugary confection I nearly
passed out. Otis held a rag soaked with
gasoline over my mouth to dull the pain. He
preceded to read bible verses to me as he
yanked on my balls and scalded my taint with
hot clam chouder. After about 20 minutes of
ass candy torture he began to yell racial
slurs at me as I shit out the taffy like goop
followed by a huge load of bloody diarrhea.
Needless to say, this was our last sleepover.
I have been shitting blood for 3 months and I
have developed a severe rectal infection. I
recently had to have 4 inches of my lower
colon removed from all the damage inflicted.
To this day, every time I burp I get a faint
taste of circus peanuts in my mouth.
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