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  • Why I Had to Change Hotels Last Week
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    [Joke] Why I Had to Change Hotels Last Week

    Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like...

  • From: LTlingerie

    Views: 139,794

    Comments: 335

    Favorited: 25

    Added: 143 weeks ago

  • Why I Had to Change Hotels Last Week
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    [Joke] Why I Had to Change Hotels Last Week

    Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like...

  • From: LTlingerie

    Views: 139,794

    Comments: 335

    Favorited: 25

    Added: 143 weeks ago

  • One-Liners
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    [Joke] One-Liners

    1) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad. 2) The early bird might get the worm, but the second...

  • From: xxfregiltxx

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    Favorited: 228

    Added: 131 weeks ago

  • Hedge Clippers
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    [Joke] Hedge Clippers

    A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped, and every once in ...

  • From: roxanna_us

    Views: 133,850

    Comments: 435

    Favorited: 21

    Added: 121 weeks ago

  • Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping
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    [Joke] Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping

    After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred...

  • From: matman747

    Views: 183,078

    Comments: 567

    Favorited: 73

    Added: 121 weeks ago

  • The Sexiest Suicide Girls

  • [Gallery] The Sexiest Suicide Girls

    Nowadays, alt porn i.e. naked chicks with tattoos and/or neon-colored hair is commonplace, a much needed change from the omnipresent blond hair and...

  • From: cousinodude

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    Comments: 19

    Favorited: 19

    Added: 130 weeks ago

  • Kitty Killer!
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    [Picture] Kitty Killer!

    Something tells me this poor pussy's 9 lives are about to run out very quickly

  • From: Frankielike

    Views: 92,177

    Comments: 376

    Favorited: 6

    Added: 130 weeks ago

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amberlavine
  • amberlavine
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About Me
This website is great. I finally became a member, don't know why I didn't a long time ago. I'm a pretty laid-back person and easy to get along with. I like to share my funny findings with others so its fun and to all the whiners I'm EXTREMELY sorry if I post something that has already been posted on this website before. I don't do it intentionally, it's just that I have a life outside of the internet and I don't have time to go through every picture on ebaums, although I wish I could lol. OH and yes I do find some of the things I post from other sites, it's the internet people get over it.

And also, if you're stupid and don't read the description of my post, dont f'n comment on it. I don't want your stupidity posted all over my uploads.
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