dirteesanchez's Submissions
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- A quick how-to lesson on survivig zombie attacks, just in time for Halloween
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 2,220
Comments: 0
Favorited: 2
Added: 136 weeks ago
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- I think there should've been more mention of sex, but this is very accurate
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 2,349
Comments: 0
Favorited: 1
Added: 136 weeks ago
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- Holy shit! This girl is the one I want to marry. Great legs, and she pops a watermelon with those hot thighs.
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 5,477
Comments: 1
Favorited: 2
Added: 136 weeks ago
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- Hey Emos...this is how to cut. Forgot that half-ass cutting stuff you do and man up!
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 3,608
Comments: 4
Favorited: 4
Added: 136 weeks ago
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- You can't get much drunker than this and live. At least the one guy hung on to his umbrella, while wallowing in the mud
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 5,300
Comments: 0
Favorited: 1
Added: 136 weeks ago
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- Especially when he buries his cold nose in your ass crack while you're leaning out the window to smoke
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 2,577
Comments: 1
Favorited: 1
Added: 136 weeks ago
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- A company hires an Afghani officer to test their body armor by having him fire at it with an AK47 while it's being held over another guy's head. The...
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 4,370
Comments: 8
Favorited: 3
Added: 136 weeks ago
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- Fails, falls, crashes, smashes, faceplants, ownage and pwnage, all in one nice vid
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 2,482
Comments: 3
Favorited: 2
Added: 136 weeks ago
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- God, these pansies are lame. Wearing girl jeans, long hair, and not a muscle between the two of them. I wish I could say there was blood and mayhem,...
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 8,634
Comments: 3
Favorited: 1
Added: 136 weeks ago
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- He's got the look down perfectly
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 3,699
Comments: 3
Favorited: 5
Added: 136 weeks ago
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FEATUREDThis tool takes his shirt off and let 5 guys shoot him multiple times. One of them is shooting the shotgun and one has 2 pistols. Welts are all over...
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 50,637
Comments: 224
Favorited: 10
Added: 136 weeks ago
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- He doesn't think it's doing anything then freaks out and goes paranoid, staring at the walls and running in several different directions before...
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 7,245
Comments: 15
Favorited: 7
Added: 136 weeks ago
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- Lol: "My balls dude. They went up in my stomach"
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 1,929
Comments: 2
Favorited: 2
Added: 136 weeks ago
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- Jeff has not been getting enough greens in his diet. This faceplant takes care of that
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 1,727
Comments: 1
Favorited: 1
Added: 136 weeks ago
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- Extremely nasty and gross! Enough pus comes out of that zit to spread on a dozen or more bagels. I'm feeling queasy now, but i've got worse ones han...
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 7,774
Comments: 4
Favorited: 3
Added: 136 weeks ago
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FEATUREDThis idiot takes a running start and jumps downhill nuts-first onto a metal railing. He's in the air a good 10 feet before he makes contact. Here's...
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 34,646
Comments: 567
Favorited: 18
Added: 136 weeks ago
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- Why? Why would someone do this? A face-first fall from a box onto a metal chair.
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 3,046
Comments: 1
Favorited: 2
Added: 136 weeks ago
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- This guy's "friend" uses a pair of pliers to pull his nipple waaaaaaay out, and another friend shoots it from the side with a pellet gun. Blood...
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 8,510
Comments: 11
Favorited: 2
Added: 136 weeks ago
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- This has the whole cast from Lord of the Rings, all gathered around Frodo in bed while the original music is playing. But the noises Frodo is making...
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 2,697
Comments: 1
Favorited: 1
Added: 136 weeks ago
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- Chubby kid gets shot in the belly by a giant rubber band, leaving a giant welt. I think it needs a couple more replays to get the point across
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 2,620
Comments: 6
Favorited: 1
Added: 136 weeks ago
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- DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED! This video sickened me. I debated for 2 days about uploading it. These sick scum use kittens as bait for...
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 3,356
Comments: 16
Favorited: 1
Added: 137 weeks ago
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- A cleric explains the thinking processes of the sexes. Now we understand!
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 1,957
Comments: 1
Favorited: 1
Added: 137 weeks ago
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FEATUREDThis kid gets absolutely leveled by a wide receiver, who smashes into him and knocks him head-first into the wall. It's a wonder the kid didn't have...
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 64,466
Comments: 637
Favorited: 20
Added: 137 weeks ago
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- Now that's entertainment! The shock locks his muscles and he spews out the beer
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 4,612
Comments: 8
Favorited: 2
Added: 137 weeks ago
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- Nope, that's not it. As drunk as he was, that pain got through to him. Nice cussing in Russian, too
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From: dirteesanchez
Views: 3,198
Comments: 3
Favorited: 1
Added: 137 weeks ago
- dirteesanchez
- Last login: 14 hours ago
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- User Since: Nov 23, 2007
- Uploads: 966
- Media Watched: 14,914
- Media Favorited: 61
Points and Levels
- eRep Points: 4,852,153
- Reputation Level: Godfather
Milestones
- Featured Media: 22
- Profile Views: 151,671
- Subscribers: 475 — 21st most subscribed
Oct 18: hit Contributor status; 8th feature
Dec 15: Hit Fanatic status, 22nd feature
Aug 6, 2010: Fucked by Ebaums, as were all who contributed a lot. Way to reward loyalty, shitheads.
If you want a good laugh, check out the media I showcased on my profile about the downhill cheese chase. I know it sounds stupid, but there are tons of face plants, fails, injuries, and other fun things we ebaumers love to see.
