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  • Christmas Humor

  • [Joke] Christmas Humor

    This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. It won first prize. As a joke,...

  • From: Sutherland_03

    Views: 1,108

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 177 weeks ago

  • motorcycle vs squirrel

  • [Joke] motorcycle vs squirrel

    I had been banging around the roads of east Texas on my motorcycle and as I headed back into Dallas, found myself in very heavy, high-speed traffic...

  • From: woozel121

    Views: 1,043

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 178 weeks ago

  • Might Be a Redneck Jedi if...

  • [Joke] Might Be a Redneck Jedi if...

    You might be a Redneck Jedi if... You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." Your Jedi robe is camouflage. You have...

  • From: buddha247

    Views: 387

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 179 weeks ago

  • Male rules

  • [Joke] Male rules

    These are the males rules! Please note these are all numbered "1"ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's...

  • From: M1ghtyM0use

    Views: 652

    Comments: 10

    Favorited: 2

    Added: 180 weeks ago

  • Golf Ball Through a Garden Hose

  • [Joke] Golf Ball Through a Garden Hose

    Doug was a single guy. He had a good job, he was fun to be around, and wasn't bad looking. He was in his early 30's and never married. He went...

  • From: fiberpro74

    Views: 4,615

    Comments: 8

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 180 weeks ago

  • Bubba Earl

  • [Joke] Bubba Earl

    Two ole boys, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Looky thar up yonder,...

  • From: cyberbiker0

    Views: 358

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • New Rules

  • [Joke] New Rules

    New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly...

  • From: Grossberger23

    Views: 577

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • No condom
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    [Video] No condom

    This guy tries fruitlessly to explain why he doesn't need to wear a condom.

  • From: ebaum

    Views: 708,391

    Comments: 336

    Favorited: 105

    Added: 262 weeks ago

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