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  • Interpretation
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    [Joke] Interpretation

    A team of archaeologists is excavating in Israel when they find a cave with the symbols of a woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David...

  • From: ebaum

    Views: 41,002

    Comments: 78

    Favorited: 37

    Added: 262 weeks ago

  • Rearrange The Letters
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    [Joke] Rearrange The Letters

    DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange...

  • From: ebaum

    Views: 114,071

    Comments: 348

    Favorited: 56

    Added: 223 weeks ago

  • Who is God?
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    [Joke] Who is God?

    A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After awhile the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God...

  • From: ebaum

    Views: 39,556

    Comments: 45

    Favorited: 18

    Added: 248 weeks ago

  • 50 Years
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    [Joke] 50 Years

    See what 50 years will do: Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a...

  • From: ebaum

    Views: 40,670

    Comments: 130

    Favorited: 36

    Added: 269 weeks ago

  • Little Boy in a Whorehouse
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    [Joke] Little Boy in a Whorehouse

    There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep...

  • From: ebaum

    Views: 61,932

    Comments: 172

    Favorited: 36

    Added: 289 weeks ago

  • A Farmer and His Mule
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    [Joke] A Farmer and His Mule

    An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about...

  • From: ebaum

    Views: 54,886

    Comments: 70

    Favorited: 11

    Added: 252 weeks ago

  • Father and Son Talk
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    [Joke] Father and Son Talk

    A little boy comes home from school and tells his father that his homework assignment is to find out the difference between “potentially” and...

  • From: ebaum

    Views: 66,469

    Comments: 193

    Favorited: 40

    Added: 293 weeks ago

  • Old Explorer

  • [Joke] Old Explorer

    A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most...

  • From: dcervenka05

    Views: 550

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 183 weeks ago

  • Pro Gambler

  • [Joke] Pro Gambler

    During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy...

  • From: lepricon777

    Views: 405

    Comments: 9

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 183 weeks ago

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