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  • The Ebaums And The Captain

  • [Blog] The Ebaums And The Captain

    You enter the site EBW, from here on out I will refer it to the ship, and look around.  It is a musty crew comprised of degenerate pirates always on...

  • From: AWSmith

    Views: 527

    Comments: 13

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • Half Man, Half Boy

  • [Blog] Half Man, Half Boy

    Read this and think about it. The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal...

  • From: SuperSpy

    Views: 1,156

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Clarity for Dummies

  • [Blog] Clarity for Dummies

    People argue with me about Iraq rather frequently (and fruitlessly). Very often, they base their arguments in the same simple-minded and incorrect...

  • From: Kaustic

    Views: 963

    Comments: 17

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 184 weeks ago

  • Twas the night before elections

  • [Blog] Twas the night before elections

    Twas the night before elections And all through the town Tempers were flaring Emotions all up and down! I, in my bathrobe With a cat in my...

  • From: Ryan1966

    Views: 591

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 187 weeks ago

  • Barrack Obama

  • [Blog] Barrack Obama

    Obama's 143 Days of Senate Experience   Just how much Senate experience does Barack Obama have in terms of actual work days? Not...

  • From: TheFAMOUSone

    Views: 606

    Comments: 55

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 191 weeks ago

  • Cop Flir Cam Catches Suicide
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    [Video] Cop Flir Cam Catches Suicide

    This Infrared Thermal Imaging Camera catches a man shooting himself while running from police.

  • From: ebaum

    Views: 186,152

    Comments: 1440

    Favorited: 144

    Added: 188 weeks ago

  • Troll Bridge

  • [Blog] Troll Bridge

    They pulled up most of the railway tracks in the early sixties, when I was three or four. They slashed the train services to ribbons. This meant that...

  • From: NeilGaiman

    Views: 418

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 192 weeks ago

  • Eleven Hints for Life

  • [Blog] Eleven Hints for Life

    1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return.But what is more painful is to love someone and neverfind the courage to let that person know...

  • From: SGT4EVA

    Views: 692

    Comments: 9

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 196 weeks ago

  • Who is Jack schitt?!?

  • [Blog] Who is Jack schitt?!?

    For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well,...

  • From: Joshthegoth

    Views: 661

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 2

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Patton's Fireside Speech

  • [Blog] Patton's Fireside Speech

    If General George Patton were alive and President of the USA, this would be his Fireside Speech: My fellow Americans: As you all know, the...

  • From: drewsov

    Views: 707

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 2

    Added: 210 weeks ago

  • Footprints In Time

  • [Blog] Footprints In Time

    When an elderly lady died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Dundee, Scotland, it was felt that she had nothing left of any value....

  • From: godlovesdemeter

    Views: 509

    Comments: 8

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 201 weeks ago

  • Surrogate Father Joke

  • [Blog] Surrogate Father Joke

    This was too long to submit as a joke, so here it is in a blog: The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use asurrogate father to...

  • From: mc03steve

    Views: 797

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 202 weeks ago

  • Never Prank a Marine

  • [Blog] Never Prank a Marine

    I was watching those top ten "make you hurl" videos, which btw were very disappointing in that I was actually expecting them to make me hurl, like 2...

  • From: Kaustic

    Views: 661

    Comments: 17

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 202 weeks ago

  • Pork and Beans
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    [Video] Pork and Beans

    The official video for "Pork and Beans" from Weezer starring some familiar Internet faces.

  • From: weezer

    Views: 498,955

    Comments: 1437

    Favorited: 322

    Added: 209 weeks ago

  • Huge Pot Bust
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    [Gallery] Huge Pot Bust

    Whoever headed this up, probably got a promotion.

  • From: ebaum

    Views: 57,213

    Comments: 73

    Favorited: 11

    Added: 305 weeks ago

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I quote Kaustic: Yeah well, what you call ultra-liberal anti-war activists, I call limp-wristed pussies. That's just me :) For that particular breed of dumbass, the "absolutely NOTHING is worth war" breed, I quote John Stuart Mill: "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things: the decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth a war, is much worse. A man who has nothing which he is willing to fight for, nothing which he cares more about than he does about his personal safety, is a miserable creature who has no chance of being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."
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