midget_dance's Submissions
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- A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm...
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From: longrider238
Views: 549
Comments: 1
Favorited: 1
Added: 154 weeks ago
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- On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new Husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused...
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From: MBeastMan51
Views: 499
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Favorited: 1
Added: 154 weeks ago
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- Q: What did the blond customer say after reading the buxom waitress' name tag? A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?''
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From: joshshua989
Views: 1,902
Comments: 7
Favorited: 1
Added: 227 weeks ago
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- One day little Tommy was walking with an older neighborhood kid named Billy Bob and he got curious. “Billy Bob,” Tommy asked, “How come everyone...
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From: ilikecoldcuts
Views: 765
Comments: 1
Favorited: 1
Added: 154 weeks ago
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FEATUREDThis has to be the most random animation ever.
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From: ebaum
Views: 502,017
Comments: 647
Favorited: 309
Added: 250 weeks ago
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FEATUREDThe guinea pig way!
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From: username101
Views: 187,389
Comments: 345
Favorited: 76
Added: 236 weeks ago
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FEATUREDIts only fair to give to both sides of the caturday debate!
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From: ebaum
Views: 117,944
Comments: 526
Favorited: 15
Added: 187 weeks ago
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FEATUREDOne sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to...
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From: ebaum
Views: 51,075
Comments: 83
Favorited: 9
Added: 276 weeks ago
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FEATUREDLittle Johnny was sitting in his first sex ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board. "Does anyone know what this...
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From: mortgagemescott
Views: 249,471
Comments: 455
Favorited: 47
Added: 219 weeks ago
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FEATUREDIn a small town, an elderly couple had been dating each other for a long time. At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time for...
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From: R2D2
Views: 236,874
Comments: 442
Favorited: 22
Added: 222 weeks ago
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FEATUREDA young boy of about fourteen and his father are avid woodsmen. One day, on a trip to the country, dusk catches them in the woods. They set up their...
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From: lorddread
Views: 203,434
Comments: 1347
Favorited: 11
Added: 177 weeks ago
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FEATUREDOnce upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the...
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From: rondetto
Views: 332,694
Comments: 586
Favorited: 37
Added: 174 weeks ago
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FEATUREDA guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He...
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From: ADLife
Views: 126,787
Comments: 498
Favorited: 15
Added: 155 weeks ago
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FEATUREDHigh school kid invents a paper water bottle which, compared to the standard plastic water bottle, is better for the environment.
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From: Rocketfan
Views: 48,666
Comments: 499
Favorited: 14
Added: 155 weeks ago
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FEATUREDA Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says, "Hey,...
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From: yuri_vaultin
Views: 80,686
Comments: 483
Favorited: 17
Added: 170 weeks ago
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FEATUREDRon and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ron suddenly jumped into the...
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From: ebaum
Views: 135,437
Comments: 199
Favorited: 17
Added: 238 weeks ago
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FEATUREDA couple take on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathroom...
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From: filltime
Views: 206,545
Comments: 619
Favorited: 15
Added: 176 weeks ago
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FEATUREDSome one divided by zero didn't they?!?
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From: UsedCarMan
Views: 417,092
Comments: 1028
Favorited: 22
Added: 159 weeks ago
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FEATUREDThis morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because...
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From: ebaum
Views: 48,813
Comments: 82
Favorited: 21
Added: 256 weeks ago
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FEATUREDShows where it goes...
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From: Ihazadream
Views: 127,564
Comments: 561
Favorited: 11
Added: 154 weeks ago
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FEATUREDAnnoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time...
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From: rockzilla411
Views: 132,351
Comments: 522
Favorited: 22
Added: 156 weeks ago
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FEATUREDA farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting saused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day...
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From: thelegendery
Views: 138,723
Comments: 475
Favorited: 25
Added: 168 weeks ago
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FEATUREDA woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?' He declines. 'Thanks for...
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From: ebaum
Views: 192,752
Comments: 327
Favorited: 12
Added: 221 weeks ago
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- A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said yes. When he went to wipe his bum there was no toilet paper so, he...
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From: rondetto
Views: 1,023
Comments: 3
Favorited: 1
Added: 154 weeks ago
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FEATUREDThere were 3 girls on a plane thats about to crash. The American girl puts on her makeup, "Rescuers will save a beautiful girl first" she...
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From: Bender
Views: 318,263
Comments: 550
Favorited: 27
Added: 213 weeks ago
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