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  • 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
  • A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm...
  • From: longrider238

    Views: 549

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 154 weeks ago

  • Twenty Dollars
  • On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new Husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused...
  • From: MBeastMan51

    Views: 499

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 154 weeks ago

  • Blonde and a Waitress
  • Q: What did the blond customer say after reading the buxom waitress' name tag? A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?''
  • From: joshshua989

    Views: 1,902

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 227 weeks ago

  • Middle Name
  • One day little Tommy was walking with an older neighborhood kid named Billy Bob and he got curious. “Billy Bob,” Tommy asked, “How come everyone...
  • From: ilikecoldcuts

    Views: 765

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 154 weeks ago

  • White House 2008
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    One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 51,075

    Comments: 83

    Favorited: 9

    Added: 276 weeks ago

  • Sex Ed
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    Little Johnny was sitting in his first sex ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board. "Does anyone know what this...
  • From: mortgagemescott

    Views: 249,471

    Comments: 455

    Favorited: 47

    Added: 219 weeks ago

  • How Do You Feel About Sex
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    In a small town, an elderly couple had been dating each other for a long time. At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time for...
  • From: R2D2

    Views: 236,874

    Comments: 442

    Favorited: 22

    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • A Good Wank
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    A young boy of about fourteen and his father are avid woodsmen. One day, on a trip to the country, dusk catches them in the woods. They set up their...
  • From: lorddread

    Views: 203,434

    Comments: 1347

    Favorited: 11

    Added: 177 weeks ago

  • The Queen's Breasts
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    Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the...
  • From: rondetto

    Views: 332,694

    Comments: 586

    Favorited: 37

    Added: 174 weeks ago

  • Age Vs Wisdom
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    A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He...
  • From: ADLife

    Views: 126,787

    Comments: 498

    Favorited: 15

    Added: 155 weeks ago

  • Paper Water Bottle
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    High school kid invents a paper water bottle which, compared to the standard plastic water bottle, is better for the environment.
  • From: Rocketfan

    Views: 48,666

    Comments: 499

    Favorited: 14

    Added: 155 weeks ago

  • Animals kicking their habits..
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    A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says, "Hey,...
  • From: yuri_vaultin

    Views: 80,686

    Comments: 483

    Favorited: 17

    Added: 170 weeks ago

  • Mental Hospital
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    Ron and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ron suddenly jumped into the...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 135,437

    Comments: 199

    Favorited: 17

    Added: 238 weeks ago

  • Bath Night
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    A couple take on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathroom...
  • From: filltime

    Views: 206,545

    Comments: 619

    Favorited: 15

    Added: 176 weeks ago

  • Which One Are You?
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    This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 48,813

    Comments: 82

    Favorited: 21

    Added: 256 weeks ago

  • French Prostitutes
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    Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time...
  • From: rockzilla411

    Views: 132,351

    Comments: 522

    Favorited: 22

    Added: 156 weeks ago

  • Some Things You Just Can't Explain
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    A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting saused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day...
  • From: thelegendery

    Views: 138,723

    Comments: 475

    Favorited: 25

    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • Viagra and Food
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    A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?' He declines. 'Thanks for...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 192,752

    Comments: 327

    Favorited: 12

    Added: 221 weeks ago

  • School lesson
  • A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said yes. When he went to wipe his bum there was no toilet paper so, he...
  • From: rondetto

    Views: 1,023

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 154 weeks ago

  • 3 Girls on a Plane
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    There were 3 girls on a plane thats about to crash. The American girl puts on her makeup, "Rescuers will save a beautiful girl first" she...
  • From: Bender

    Views: 318,263

    Comments: 550

    Favorited: 27

    Added: 213 weeks ago

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