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FEATUREDA woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen...
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From: pbl0
Views: 157,561
Comments: 602
Favorited: 27
Added: 165 weeks ago
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FEATUREDLast week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like...
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From: LTlingerie
Views: 139,777
Comments: 335
Favorited: 25
Added: 143 weeks ago
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FEATUREDWe always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are OUR rules: Please note… these are...
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From: guinness13494
Views: 223,951
Comments: 674
Favorited: 151
Added: 134 weeks ago
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- Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger...
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From: eppi
Views: 10,472
Comments: 2
Favorited: 2
Added: 130 weeks ago
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FEATUREDTO: All Employees RE: Swearing at work It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been...
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From: ebaum
Views: 48,244
Comments: 89
Favorited: 20
Added: 277 weeks ago
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FEATUREDA study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on...
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From: Cbax819
Views: 80,411
Comments: 366
Favorited: 12
Added: 187 weeks ago
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FEATUREDI married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems...
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From: earthwormjerm
Views: 114,195
Comments: 504
Favorited: 28
Added: 183 weeks ago
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FEATUREDIf you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a...
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From: theo2
Views: 118,222
Comments: 494
Favorited: 23
Added: 179 weeks ago
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FEATUREDJack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like...
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From: ebaum
Views: 32,772
Comments: 44
Favorited: 22
Added: 277 weeks ago
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FEATUREDA biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have...
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From: ebaum
Views: 39,591
Comments: 112
Favorited: 22
Added: 276 weeks ago
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FEATUREDOne winter morning at breakfast a couple was listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow...
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From: osiris0900
Views: 85,177
Comments: 1117
Favorited: 11
Added: 176 weeks ago
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FEATUREDMy wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ...
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From: bcems33
Views: 192,817
Comments: 548
Favorited: 80
Added: 176 weeks ago
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- Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris. Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and...
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From: rockzilla411
Views: 1,055
Comments: 5
Favorited: 1
Added: 158 weeks ago
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- Confucius Says: Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with...
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From: vwjettamcs
Views: 1,465
Comments: 4
Favorited: 2
Added: 168 weeks ago
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FEATURED1.) I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. 2.) I love deadlines. I especially like the...
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From: thelegendery
Views: 94,158
Comments: 606
Favorited: 57
Added: 175 weeks ago
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- 1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell...
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From: thelegendery
Views: 1,375
Comments: 4
Favorited: 3
Added: 177 weeks ago
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