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  • The English Language

  • [Joke] The English Language

    The English Language Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language? Let's face it English is a stupid...

  • From: Moosefullaeggs

    Views: 337

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 50 weeks ago

  • Great sayings

  • [Joke] Great sayings

    1. Even when opportunity knocks, you still have to get off your ass and open the door. 2. I think part of a best friend's job should...

  • From: LTlingerie

    Views: 1,442

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 102 weeks ago

  • Keep your insanity

  • [Joke] Keep your insanity

    To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If...

  • From: roxanna_us

    Views: 5,009

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 4

    Added: 121 weeks ago

  • News Bomb
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    [Video] News Bomb

    damn annoying...but you got to give him credit for persistence!

  • From: deevo25

    Views: 39,225

    Comments: 450

    Favorited: 27

    Added: 133 weeks ago

  • Going crazy with confusion

  • [Joke] Going crazy with confusion

    A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He...

  • From: wahoo4U

    Views: 1,027

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 137 weeks ago

  • crowbar

  • [Joke] crowbar

    There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and --...

  • From: lilchub

    Views: 1,180

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 151 weeks ago

  • Real 911 calls

  • [Joke] Real 911 calls

    Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you...

  • From: rondetto

    Views: 616

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 152 weeks ago

  • Essays
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    [Joke] Essays

    Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These...

  • From: ebaum

    Views: 114,156

    Comments: 101

    Favorited: 58

    Added: 245 weeks ago

  • Things to do on an Elevator
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    [Joke] Things to do on an Elevator

    1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?” 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall...

  • From: Fuglitious

    Views: 103,632

    Comments: 884

    Favorited: 69

    Added: 178 weeks ago

  • Dilbert's Words of Wisdom
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    [Joke] Dilbert's Words of Wisdom

    1.) I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. 2.) I love deadlines. I especially like the...

  • From: thelegendery

    Views: 94,158

    Comments: 606

    Favorited: 57

    Added: 175 weeks ago

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