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  • The English Language
  • The English Language Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language? Let's face it English is a stupid...
  • From: Moosefullaeggs

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    Added: 50 weeks ago

  • Great sayings
  • 1. Even when opportunity knocks, you still have to get off your ass and open the door. 2. I think part of a best friend's job should...
  • From: LTlingerie

    Views: 1,442

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    Favorited: 1

    Added: 102 weeks ago

  • Keep your insanity
  • To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If...
  • From: roxanna_us

    Views: 5,009

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 4

    Added: 121 weeks ago

  • News Bomb
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    damn annoying...but you got to give him credit for persistence!
  • From: deevo25

    Views: 39,225

    Comments: 450

    Favorited: 27

    Added: 133 weeks ago

  • Going crazy with confusion
  • A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He...
  • From: wahoo4U

    Views: 1,027

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 137 weeks ago

  • crowbar
  • There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and --...
  • From: lilchub

    Views: 1,180

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 151 weeks ago

  • Real 911 calls
  • Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you...
  • From: rondetto

    Views: 616

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 152 weeks ago

  • Essays
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    Every year, English teachers from across the USA can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These...
  • From: ebaum

    Views: 114,156

    Comments: 101

    Favorited: 58

    Added: 245 weeks ago

  • Things to do on an Elevator
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    1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?” 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall...
  • From: Fuglitious

    Views: 103,632

    Comments: 884

    Favorited: 69

    Added: 178 weeks ago

  • Dilbert's Words of Wisdom
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    1.) I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. 2.) I love deadlines. I especially like the...
  • From: thelegendery

    Views: 94,158

    Comments: 606

    Favorited: 57

    Added: 175 weeks ago

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