I like to party

I live in Up State New York (Syracuse)

I love to get drunk and time travel. For those who don't know, "time traveling" is when you drink too much and "black out". Example. First time I ever time traveled was when I was 17. I was at my own party. Had about 60 kids at my house. Last thing I remember was chugging out of my gut rot 10 dollar handle of Mr. Bostons rum. Then right after that moment in time I woke up the next day in my room naked, Covered in piss and mud. When I first saw the Mud I thought it was shit. I was like awwww FUCK, I really shit the bed. After smelling what I thought was shit, I came to the conclusion it was mud. I look around my room and it is completely destroyed. I look over on the floor and see this girl sleeping on a pile of blankets. She also has no clothes on. Long story short this girl was a hardcore slute. We had dirty nasty sex on my piss-mud covered bed. Best 10 bucks I have ever spent.