Ever since my country lost the war and committed such horrible atrocities...I have had a hard time finding work. It seems that a conviction for crimes against humanity follows you the rest of your life; for shit's sake... Walmart won't even hire me.
Since then I've been trying to right my wrongs and turn my life around. I wish I would have found my true callings ( Breakdancing and the Oboe) earlier so I wouldn't be in this mess nor received the award for "Biggest Douchebag of the 19th Century"
With breakdancing....I could have gave the world some funk and that hippity-hop but instead I gave it genocide.