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KingofMars
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  • Apr 5, 2011
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Hello, I guess I can tell you a little about me. I am the King of Mars. I enjoy listening to loud painful music. The best concert I ever went to was Tool. I am an animal lover. I think cats are tasty, I think they are best served jerked. I think I was dog in past life,who was loved,now am experimenting what it fells like to be a human who love dogs. I am not scared am just nervous."The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" in its infinite shapes,shades and sizes.if you read this then thanks a lot, but I don't think a lot of people will. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.How could I honestly describe to you anything about myself other than I am not a giant.You know what I don't understand? Well to be honest I don't understand as much as I would like to but that's OK I guess.I refuse to do math, you cant make me do it, math is for people. I can do math I just think that it best left to people that care for the answer.If you see my mind tell it I said hi. I am traveling at the speed of time. I havent been able to reverse directions yet but I am working on it. Several people told me that they believed that I can see into the future. They were calling me psychotic. I have almost mastered the use of my psychotic powers. Never Kick a good man when his down is something that sounds good to say,unless you are lazy and don't want to lift your leg.Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. What would glasses do really.
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