"Sammiches schtick is being the baumshell of sexual innuendo even in vocaroos."--CrackheadJimmy

"Sammich is the best female on this site. Confirmed." -- PoopOnMyChests

"in our short time as e-lovers, you have sammiched your way into my heart and between my labia" --Jboogie

"Sammich, you're very popular and liked here. I hope you know this." --Alchemind

"me, you, jimmy, triple penetrating sammich's butt hole......sammich will be shitting in a bag for the rest of her life"--- Mog

"I like you...some day we're gonna make mad passionate love" --- Avis4sale

Here is my list of amazing love messages from Ebaums users:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y5EhemLUjr ~CrackheadJimmy.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cLZ6WVQhh1 ~WhalleyWhat

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uqIg5o5pHU ~Primus making fun of Whalleywhat