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The_Bourbonator
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  • May 25, 2011
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About Me
Well hi ladies! Stand in awe before my booze soaking visage of phallic strength, for I am the mighty Bourbonator, champion of the forgotten fjord. I am an amateur bladesmith, gun enthusiast, marksmanship practitioner, alcoholic, and all around rabble rouser (condoms not included).

My turn on's include:
Bourbon (mmm...cowboy juice :3 )
Ale (mmm...knight juice :3 )
Lager (mmm...angry german juice :3 )
Mead (mmm...viking juice :3 )
Rum (mmm... pirate juice:3 )
Tobacco (mmm...cancer :3 )
Rare meat (mmm...bloody steak :3 )
Bountiful Breasted Women (mmm...titties :3 )
Firearms (mmm...lead soaked death :3 )
Sharpened, cold steel (mmm...slow, painful death :3 )
Rage (mmm...hatred and malice :3 )


My turn off's include:
Light
Hope
Mercy
Light "Faggot" Beer
Wine Coolers
Hipsters
Hippies
Vegans (super hippies)

So pm me, bountiful breasted women, if you wish to accompany me on my next longboat voyage to lands of gold and glory.

*pics of bountiful breasts are requi
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