kocher's Showcased Media


kocher's Activity

kocher's Messages


  • 11 Uploads
  • Profile Views: 3,035
  • Media Views: 7,631
  • Media Watched: 1,934
  • Media Featured: 0
  • Media Favorited: 1
  • Last Login: 83 weeks ago
  • User Since: May 26, 2008

About Me
Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.


eRep Stats i

Points and Levels
45.5k eRep Points
0 Earned Today
4151 Overall Rank