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Hi, my name is Matt, I'm 28, and I'm an alcoholic. I enjoy lathering my abs with mayonase and I know a lot about bees. I spend my free time sitting on the couch trying to think of something to do. I have no hobbies. I can't remember the last time I bought a new pair of underwear. Can anyone spot me $10.00 till next Tuesday?

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