I wear my dad's dirty socks. (What!?) I wear my dad's dirty socks. Why do you wear those dirty socks? I just wear my dad's dirty socks. How do you get those dirty socks? How do you get those dirty socks? Well, I sneak into his room, and I go through his hamper. (Right.) I put the socks on my hands and then I start to tamper! Gimme them socks, what do they smell like? Sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff. They smell like my dad. Smells like his cologne. I miss my dad, 'cause he is never home. Smells like other mom's lips. Sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff. My dad stays up late. The socks they smell like sweat. Prancing with his friends, and having fun in bed. I wear my dad's socks when I'm alone.