Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.

Chuck Norris doesn't have a 'Ctrl' button on his keyboard. Chuck Norris is always in control.

When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

Mr. T, Arnold Shcwarzzenger, and Chuck Norris are standing in front of God. God says to them,"I have called you three here because you are the greatest fighters in the world and I have a place for one of you at my right hand. You must prove to me whom of you it shall be." Mr. T steps and says "I pity the fool who doesn't let me sit at His right hand." God tells him that he was not good enough and sends Mr. T to hell. Arnold steps up and says "I was in predator, commando,...

Chuck Norris invented the tooth fairy, as a way to compensate for round house kicking everybody to the face.

Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.

Chuck Norris was originally considered for the part of Jesus in the Passion of the Christ. However, the director realized that Chuck Norris cannot show the emotion of pain. He can only inflict it.

Hmmm... sucks for guys can't even see the girls

A 65ft BOTTOMLESS pit...nice