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Bender

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  • User Since: May 13, 2007
  • Uploads: 104
  • Media Watched: 8,331
  • Media Favorited: 178


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  • Current: Contributor — 168,023 pts
  • Career high: Contributor — 168,023 pts

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  • Featured Media: 2
  • Profile Views: 11,372
  • Subscribers: 9

About Me

Bender is a Unit 22 Bending Unit and was his mothers 1729 th son. His father was killed by a can opener. Comprising of 40% Zinc and 40% Titanium he later attended Bending State college where he majored in Bending and minored in Robo-American studies. He became a legend for his pranks while being part of the house Epsilon rho rho. He then took up a successful career in bending Girders but tried to kill himself when he found out they were for suicide booths. He was saved by Fry and later took up the job of ships cook at Planet Express. His other pastimes include watching TV, smoking cigars and stealing. To be able to function properly he needs the chemical energy from alcohol, so excessive drinking is mandatory or he will become sober and unable to control his body. Magnets stuck to his head make him sing like a folk singer.

bite my shiny metal ass.


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SHADES
SHADES
Thou shall succumb to thy Shades, bitches.

 

eBaumsworld Class of 2007
eBaumsworld Class of 2007
This is a group for those OGs who opened an account on eBaumsworld in 2007 and have been uploading e...

 

eBaum'sWORLD Summer Smash 2009
eBaum'sWORLD Summer Smash 2009
I'm doing another video. This time it's Coed. And it will be BUMPIN'! Upload your pics here. Must be...

 




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Intense Soccer Roughness
Leads To Suspension. This Girl Is Rough....
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November 21

Bender uploaded new content - Foul Ball Fail 3:01PM

Bender uploaded new content - Pitcher Hit With Bat 11:54AM

Bender commented on Soccer Fail 11:39AM

Bender commented on Soccer Fail 11:38AM

Bender uploaded new content - THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!!!! 9:42AM

Bender commented on Cop Kicks Kitty In The Head 9:32AM

Bender uploaded new content - The Sexy Pilgrim 9:15AM

Bender uploaded new content - Egg Prank 8:53AM

Bender uploaded new content - Girl pukes All over The Place in a Air Plane Loop 8:51AM

Bender uploaded new content - Hot Sauce Chug 8:47AM


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