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I knew somebody would eventually do this.

Doctor Joe had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long.

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before.

A man went to his doctor and asked how he could make his 20 inch penise smaller. The doctor says there's a frog in the woods ask it to marry you and everytime it says no your penise will shrink 4 inches. So the man finds the frog and asks "will you marry me?" the frog says "no"and it shrunk to sixteen inches. Later the man came back still thinking it's too big and ask the frog again and then it shrunk to twelve inches. The man thought ok one more will do it. and says to the f...

very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"