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DirtyPretty

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  • User Since: Sep 30, 2008
  • Uploads: 21
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  • Media Favorited: 8


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About Me

My name is John, but everyone calls me
Alphabet because im the ALPHA male and you can
BET on it. You chumps make me sick, hanging
out on your nerd website all day jerking off
to fat chicks, making your gay little posts,
and dressing up like faggots and watching men
play with eachother. Lets face it, the chicks
cant resist my bangin guns. When I walk up
into the club the bitches cant wait for the
Alphabet to wrap his pimp mitts around their
titties. I have a .381 batting average (not
that you fags even know what that means), and
can drink all of you children under the table.
You losers need to get a fucking life.

"Dude, let it go....your attempt at the
funny was a dud. Time to move on to
greener pastures" -By ME!!!

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Ebaums Teamsters Union
Ebaums Teamsters Union
Sick of your friends getting banned? Do something about it.

 

An Army of Ryans
An Army of Ryans
A gathering of gentlemen who share the same first name, to celebrate, and piss on all those who dare...

 

Best of the Best
Best of the Best
If I have invited you to this group, you are the best of the best commenter. Let's face it, the vide...

 




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Johnny Cash Cypress Hill
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November 23

DirtyPretty commented on Downhill Faceplant 4:39PM

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November 17

DirtyPretty commented on Psycho Kid Reviews Call of Duty Modern Warfare 1:16PM

November 06

DirtyPretty commented on Multi-Car Crash 4:01PM

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