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How to Wash a Toilet
* Put both lids of the toilet up. Then add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
* Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
* In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
* The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
* Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power-wash and rinse.
* Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
* Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
* The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
* Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
* Put both lids of the toilet up. Then add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
* Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
* In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
* The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
* Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a power-wash and rinse.
* Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
* Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
* The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
* Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
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