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Jackassory1982

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  • User Since: Oct 5, 2007
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About Me

Think it's about time I tell you a bit about myself and give a piece of what little mind I have left.

I have noticed some rather snooty attitudes on here lately, particularly from women. I'm not sure where this comes from. Not being a minor and yet possessing the ability to talk nonsense shit to everyone has suddenly become the desirable trend among these individuals. This notion seems to be a retarded one. Woo - I have a job in media and I am so mysterious and brooding! I am the ruler of this internet domain! Right. On ebaumsworld. They said it best in the critically acclaimed film, Waiting: "That's like being the smartest kid with Down Syndrome."

Anyway, I am not one of those entities. Yes, I have a job. It's as a board-op and producer at a radio station, and I film and edit videos as I get time and/or projects. Yes, I enjoy what I do. And boy, do I realize how lucky I am to have it despite being barely paid the hair of a donkey's dick.

Nope, it does not entitle me to more respect than others.

I'm blond, I like to laugh, and I like to talk about balls. This does not get me taken seriously within my field, or any other. This used to piss me off, but I've fortunately come to realize that I can't even take myself seriously.

2006-2008 has been the more humbling period of my life.

Q. Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

A. Cuz she's a woman.

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