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  • Mittens27
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  • User Since: Jul 12, 2007
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Do you know that when you look at a planet and you see that light? That planets not even there. That's just a light. That's just your neighbor shining a flashlight in your yard. Looking for coons. And he says, "What are you doing in my backyard with that flashlight?" And I told him, "I'm shining it in your window so I can teach your son about the universe." He said, "Get out of my yard and why are you communicating to my son? Why are you in all black behind my bushes shining a light into my house?" And I said, "I'm teaching your son about the universe. I'm shining a light. I'm shining a light right in there and exploring his room as he's looking out and exploring the universe." I turn the light off and I see your son go to bed. I turn the light back on and I do swirls on his wall like a comet's tail. I do this every night with your son.

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