On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you 20 years."

on the 1st day God created a dog and said "Sit all day by your house,drool, and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.Then,you will live 20 years."

Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?"

A mother was pregnant

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