Me, Myself and I
Me, Myself and I walk into a bar and spot a gorgeous blond playing it cool over by the jukebox. They immediately start arguing over who would get to take her home that night. I came right out saying "Now if anyone is going to bang this broad, it's going to be me!" To which Myself replied "But I just nailed some floozy last night! If anything, I should have this one all for myself." And in attempt to settle the matter Me reasoned, "Why can't you two just agree with what I said?" After going on like this for a good ten minutes, they finally decided to ask the woman which one she would prefer. Taking a good hard look at each of them she casually remarked: "I'd rather get myself off".
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