Dog in Heat
A little girl asked her mother if she could take her dog Sugar for a walk. Her mom says no because Sugar is in heat. What's that mean the little girl asked. Her mom said go out to the garage and ask your dad.
The little girl goes to the garage and finds her dad and said "I want to take Sugar for a walk but Mommie said I can't because she is in heat."
Her dad said "Bring Sugar here". He soaked a rag in gasoline and wiped it across the dog's backside. He said, "Okay you can take her for a walk now but make sure you only go around the block once."
So the little girl happily takes Sugar for a walk. She returns a few minutes later with a leash but no dog. "Where's Sugar", her dad asks.
The little girl replied, "She ran out of gas half way around the block so another dog is pushing her home."
Go To This Media
User Profile
Get your link here!