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10 Chuck Norris Jokes (part 1)
1. Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pisses.
2. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
3. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
4. Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands, they are now called "The Islands"
5. If Chuck Norris is running late, time better slow the fuck down.
6. Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
7. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing.
8. Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
9. Whenever someone asks Chuck Norris what time it is he says, "three seconds til". When they ask three seconds until what, he kicks them in the face.
10. Every night the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
(Part two coming soon)
1. Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pisses.
2. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
3. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
4. Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands, they are now called "The Islands"
5. If Chuck Norris is running late, time better slow the fuck down.
6. Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
7. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing.
8. Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
9. Whenever someone asks Chuck Norris what time it is he says, "three seconds til". When they ask three seconds until what, he kicks them in the face.
10. Every night the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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