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florida_redneck

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  • User Since: Mar 26, 2008
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pickup lines that might get you killed

-i was about to go masturbate, could i get a name to go with that face?

-is that a keg in your pants, cause i would tap that?

-if we were squirrels could i bust a nut in your hole?

-dont i know you from the bus?

-want to see a trick i learned in prison?

-are you drunk or is that a lazy eye?

-i want to park my corrective shoes underneath your bed?

-excuse me for interupting, i don't mean to make a pass, but you mus be leaving the country packing that much ass.

-how much were your breasts?

-my mom has that same dress

-my tool needs a shed for the night

-you think its impressive now, but this cold sore is just getting started

-can i hang out here 'til its safe back where i farted?

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August 28

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August 26

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August 16

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