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when will i have a cock like that
A wee boy is walking about the house bored so he walks into the bathroom, mom what are you doing

mom replys...im getting ready to go to the bingo son , so if you dont mind go and find something to do , im busy

wee boy walks into his parents bedroom where he finds dad with his cock in his hands

wee boy: dad when will i get a massive cock like yours

dad: when your mom goes to the bingo

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