david had just baught a parot. it was unfortunantley and amazingly ride onee, always yelling, and never saying please, or thank you. david tried everything to calm the bird down, he played soft music, talked quietly, but nothing worked. so, finally, he took the parot and put it in the freezer. it kept kicking and yelling when eventually it stopped. david was frightend that he might have hurt the bird, so he quickly opened the freezer and took the bird out. the bird politely said "im sorry t...

Q: why didn't the blonde end up making ice cubes.

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

Q: whats the differens between a smart blonde and a UFO?

there was a blonde bear who got stuck in a hunters trap. he gnawed off 3 of his legs and was still stuck.

Q: why dont blondes have elevator jobs?

so there was a girl standing on one side of the playing field while all the other kids went off and played soccer on the other. sandy went up to the girl and asked if she was alright. the girl said ya. a few minutes later, sandy noticed that the girl was still standing in the same spot. sandy went up to her and asked if she would like to be friends with her. she hesitated and then said, sure. sandy then asked, so why are u standing here all alone? the girl then said, im the goaly.

that when she was born her mom said "what a treasure!" and her dad said "yes, lets go burry it!"

that when she walks into the bank they turn off the surveilance cameras!