The 7 Dwarfs
The 7 dwarfs were talking to Santa Clause one day, when Dopey asked if there were any moose in Alaska. Santa Clause said yes, there are a lot of moose in Alaska. The other 6 dwarfs said "come on Dopey, ask the real question." Dopey said "o.k. o.k, Santa Clause are there any Fish in Alaska? Santa Clause said yes, there are a lot of fish in Alaska. The other 6 dwarfs said "come on Dopey, just ask the real question." Dopey said o.k, o.k.
Santa Clause, are there any Dwarf Nuns in Alaska?
Santa Clause said No! No way it could never happen.
At that time Dopeys face turned red and all the Dwarfs started laughing their ass's off. Santa Clause finally asked, " why are you guys laughing so hard?" All six Dwarfs shouted simultaneously " Dopey did a penguin, Dopey did a penguin.