yo momma's so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie

guy had a good sense of humor though

letter from k-mart

whats long, hard and full of seamen?

what sex position creates the ugliest children?

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

An eighty-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, ''I'm in love with a twenty-five-year-old woman.''

yo mama so stupid, she was pleased when she did a jigsaw in 2 weeks when it said on the box 3-5 years

Bush and Cheney Lunch