There was a priest who got into a car wreck and died. At the pearly gates there was a long line in front of the priest and the person right in front of the priest was the taxi driver.

So it isn't exactly a joke.. Fuck off.

Q: What do you call a fag in a wheelchair?

Did you hear about the jewish child molestor?

Q: What do you call an apartment full of black people?

What do little black kids get for Christmas?

Q: How do you get a black dude out of a tree?

Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

So there's a hispanic guy, a black guy, and a white guy.. A genie says I'll give you each one wish.. Whatever you want.