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A guy in his twenties is drving late at night along a long and deserted winding road when his tire blows out. He opens the trunk only to find he has no spare. He walks for a good couple miles before he spots a farm house up on a hill. He walks up and knocks on the front door....an older gentleman answers "My God son, it's 3 o'clock in the morning, whats the matter with you?" The guy says "my tire blew out on my car and I was hoping to spend the night here and get it fixed early tomorrow morning." the farmer says, "well I guess its alright if you just stay for the night. You can spend the night out in my barn....just one thing, don't you think for one second that you can mess around with my gay son you hear?!" The guy says, "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I'm in the wrong joke"