the classic butt rocket, this time in the winter

This very horny guy walks into a whore house. He walks straight up to the mistress at the front desk and says "Look I'm really horny, I haven't had sex in a long time give me one of your whores." The woman at the front desk says I'm sorry they are all booked right now, if you come back tomorrow"....the man says "I don't care who it is I just need to, I really don't care." So the lady says "Ok, we have an open room at the top floor." He goes in there promptly an...

gotta remember this for next time

all he wants is the suckulation

A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."