An old man hadn't been able to hear for years. He finally went to see a doctor, Who diagnosed his problem and restored his hearing. A month later the man returned for a follow-up.
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.
Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. the next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside.
One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor.
This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.
Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
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