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- tired of fucking pigs
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Added: 149 weeks ago
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- kinda of stupid, but in a weird way still kinda of funny sorta.
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Added: 149 weeks ago
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- kids hurts arm after sister pushes him, after he catches her drinking wine.
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Added: 149 weeks ago
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- Chuck Norris drives Optimus Prime to work.
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- Pee-Wee Herman once got arrested for masturbating in public. That same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
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- Chuck Norris was the original Danny Tanner on the hit family sitcom Full House. He was replace by Bob Saget after an unfortunate incident with one of...
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- A.how many californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q. None they scew in the hot tub.
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Added: 150 weeks ago
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- Despite popular belief, pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the peoplle of Mexico. Unfortunatly, this plan backfired,...
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Added: 150 weeks ago
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- Chuck Norris once got bit in the leg by a cobra, after five days of excrucating pain the cobra died.
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- Everytime chuck norris pisses he clogs the toilet.
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- just an old fashion pimp for your day
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Added: 203 weeks ago
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- chuck norris can believe its not butter
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Added: 203 weeks ago
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- Yo Mama so fat when she jumped in to the ocean all the whales started singing we are family even though ur fatter than me!
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Added: 203 weeks ago
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- Q:What did the apple say to the orange? A:Nothing apples can't talk!
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Added: 203 weeks ago
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- Check out this picture of a old miltary plane under the sea!
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Added: 203 weeks ago
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- Q:What is red,green,and goes 100 mph? A:Frog in a blender
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- Proponents of higher-order theories of consciousness argue that consciousness is explained by the relation between two levels of mental states in...
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Added: 203 weeks ago
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- Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck...
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Added: 203 weeks ago
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- When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires...
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Added: 203 weeks ago
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- On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb...
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Added: 203 weeks ago
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- Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake...
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- Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack...
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- Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off...
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- Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee...
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- Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Chuck Norris ripped both of his arms off and one...
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Added: 203 weeks ago
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