Bahamo's Submissions

  • Special Birthday Present

  • [Joke] Special Birthday Present

    A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, John! How ya doing?” His...

  • From: Bahamo

    Views: 447

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • Two Lips

  • [Joke] Two Lips

    What is better than a rose on your piano? Tulips on your organ.

  • From: Bahamo

    Views: 1,344

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • Vegetable

  • [Joke] Vegetable

    What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? Getting him/her in and out of the wheelchair!

  • From: Bahamo

    Views: 427

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • Six Point Nine

  • [Joke] Six Point Nine

    Do you know what a 6.9 is? A good thing fucked up by a period.

  • From: Bahamo

    Views: 556

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • Missing Cigar

  • [Joke] Missing Cigar

    A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him "Why is the front of your shirt all bloody" His customer answers in a...

  • From: Bahamo

    Views: 519

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • Leaving Early

  • [Joke] Leaving Early

    Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided...

  • From: Bahamo

    Views: 610

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • Free Beer

  • [Joke] Free Beer

    A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar. FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST! So the guy asks...

  • From: Bahamo

    Views: 487

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • Gay Dinosaur

  • [Joke] Gay Dinosaur

    Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur? A. Mega-sore-ass

  • From: Bahamo

    Views: 503

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • Blind Skydiving

  • [Joke] Blind Skydiving

    Q. Why don't blind men skydive? A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog

  • From: Bahamo

    Views: 520

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • Gynecologist

  • [Joke] Gynecologist

    Q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!

  • From: Bahamo

    Views: 531

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • Go Green!

  • [Joke] Go Green!

    Here I sit in misty vapor in a shithouse with no paper I have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes finger.

  • From: Bahamo

    Views: 960

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • Chinese Proverbs

  • [Joke] Chinese Proverbs

    Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright...

  • From: Bahamo

    Views: 527

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • Muffin Fun

  • [Joke] Muffin Fun

    So there's these 2 muffins in an oven. They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked. And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in...

  • From: Bahamo

    Views: 350

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 175 weeks ago

  • Bad Idea

  • [Joke] Bad Idea

    Why is it not a good idea to finger your girlfriend first thing in the morning? - - - - - Ever tried peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

  • From: Bahamo

    Views: 754

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 175 weeks ago

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