Bender's Submissions

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[Joke] 3 Girls on a Plane
There were 3 girls on a plane thats about to crash. The American girl puts on her makeup, "Rescuer...
Bender

Views: 316,676
Comments: 550
Favorited: 27
Added: 198 weeks ago

[Blog] My freaking swag pack!
It's been 2 months now. ...
Bender

Views: 1,087
Comments: 11
Favorited: 0
Added: 105 weeks ago

[Elink] The Exact Center of the Internet
Ever Wonder What the Exact Center of the internet Looked Like? Go Ahead Click on This!
Bender

Views: 325
Comments: 0
Favorited: 0
Added: 105 weeks ago

[Picture] Tattoo Fail
This looks regrettable
Bender

Views: 1,089
Comments: 4
Favorited: 0
Added: 110 weeks ago

[Joke] Desparete Fart
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was ...
Bender

Views: 1,342
Comments: 4
Favorited: 0
Added: 110 weeks ago

[Joke] Understanding your woman and the nine words your woman uses
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up...
Bender

Views: 1,388
Comments: 5
Favorited: 0
Added: 110 weeks ago

[Blog] A American Hero
>>> You're a 19 year old kid.>>>> You're critically wounded and dying in the...
Bender

Views: 510
Comments: 8
Favorited: 0
Added: 110 weeks ago

[Video] Meet a Black Person
Look! A Real Black Person!
Bender

Views: 2,055
Comments: 5
Favorited: 0
Added: 111 weeks ago

[Video] Tara Reid New Year Count Down Fail
Maybe in 2010 She Will learn to Count
Bender

Views: 2,556
Comments: 3
Favorited: 0
Added: 111 weeks ago

[Video] Russian Cop Owned by Branch
Yea He Went For a Ride
Bender

Views: 1,493
Comments: 2
Favorited: 0
Added: 111 weeks ago

[Video] Balloon Bass And Jam Box
Who Needs all That Expensive Music Equipment When All You Need is a Box And a Balloon.
Bender

Views: 1,853
Comments: 0
Favorited: 0
Added: 111 weeks ago

[Video] Cop Face Plants Stepping off Boat
And Twenty Something People Try not to Laugh
Bender

Views: 2,668
Comments: 3
Favorited: 0
Added: 111 weeks ago

[Video] Scene From Airplane
Woman Gets Slapped Silly
Bender

Views: 1,912
Comments: 1
Favorited: 0
Added: 111 weeks ago

[Video] Racism in the Elevator.
BOOO!!!!!!!
Bender

Views: 1,979
Comments: 3
Favorited: 1
Added: 111 weeks ago

[Video] Bad Jump
This Kid nearly Broke His Back
Bender

Views: 1,621
Comments: 0
Favorited: 0
Added: 111 weeks ago

[Video] Rope Swing Fail
This is How to Fail a Rope Swing
Bender

Views: 2,170
Comments: 0
Favorited: 0
Added: 111 weeks ago

[Video] Car Comercial
This Girl Has Been Branded by Dodge.
Bender

Views: 1,987
Comments: 1
Favorited: 0
Added: 111 weeks ago

[Video] Temper Tantrum
Goodbye 2009! You Sucked!
Bender

Views: 1,732
Comments: 0
Favorited: 0
Added: 111 weeks ago

[Video] Vending Machine Surprise
They can even Vend Raccoons
Bender

Views: 1,853
Comments: 1
Favorited: 0
Added: 111 weeks ago

[Video] Karma
This Guy Gets it!
Bender

Views: 2,519
Comments: 3
Favorited: 1
Added: 111 weeks ago

User Profile

Bender
Last login: 76 weeks ago

User Since: May 13, 2007
Uploads: 156
Media Watched: 9,010
Media Favorited: 211

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eRep Points: 330,282
Reputation Level: Altar Boy

Milestones

Featured Media: 6
Profile Views: 44,662
Subscribers: 15

About Me

Bender is a Unit 22 Bending Unit and was his mothers 1729 th son. His father was killed by a can opener. Comprising of 40% Zinc and 40% Titanium he later attended Bending State college where he majored in Bending and minored in Robo-American studies. He became a legend for his pranks while being part of the house Epsilon rho rho. He then took up a successful career in bending Girders but tried to kill himself when he found out they were for suicide booths. He was saved by Fry and later took up the job of ships cook at Planet Express. His other pastimes include watching TV, smoking cigars and stealing. To be able to function properly he needs the chemical energy from alcohol, so excessive drinking is mandatory or he will become sober and unable to control his body. Magnets stuck to his head make him sing like a folk singer.

bite my shiny metal ass.