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  • Advice For Our Armed Forces
  • If the enemy is in range, so are you. Incoming fire has the right of way. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire. There is always a...
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    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • A GENERATION IN BETWEEN
  • After all those jokes about from the Boomers, finally here is one for those folks in between. You're stuck between the Baby Boomers and...
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    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • The toast
  • John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!' That won him the top prize at the...
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    Added: 169 weeks ago

  • Why men are happier...
  • Men are just simply happier people, and here is why... Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans...
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    Added: 171 weeks ago

  • Men and Women
  • Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage Smart...
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    Comments: 7

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    Added: 171 weeks ago

  • Complaint
  • Employee: “Thanks for calling, how may I help you?” Customer: “Hi. I came through drive-thru earlier tonight, and there’s something wrong with my...
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    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • How much is that bag?
  • The Road To Yell(ing) Is Paved With Good Intentions Customer: “How much is this bag?” Clerk: “That bag is actually part of a deal, if...
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    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Caught
  • WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you...
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    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Rejection Lines
  • Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women : (and what they actually mean) 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred...
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    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Murphy's Other Laws
  • 01. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. 02. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 03. Change is inevitable, except from a...
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    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Hotel Bill
  • Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this... A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston....
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    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Funny one liners
  • 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute...
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    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Employers Lingo
  • * "COMPETITIVE SALARY" : We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. * "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" : We have...
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    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Chinese Wisdom
  • # Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone. # Man who run in front of car get tired. # Man who run behind car get exhausted....
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    Views: 616

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 172 weeks ago

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