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  • Advice For Our Armed Forces

  • [Joke] Advice For Our Armed Forces

    If the enemy is in range, so are you. Incoming fire has the right of way. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire. There is always a...

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    Views: 498

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • A GENERATION IN BETWEEN

  • [Joke] A GENERATION IN BETWEEN

    After all those jokes about from the Boomers, finally here is one for those folks in between. You're stuck between the Baby Boomers and...

  • From: Blackmoon028

    Views: 390

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • The toast

  • [Joke] The toast

    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!' That won him the top prize at the...

  • From: Blackmoon028

    Views: 625

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 169 weeks ago

  • Why men are happier...

  • [Joke] Why men are happier...

    Men are just simply happier people, and here is why... Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans...

  • From: Blackmoon028

    Views: 832

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 171 weeks ago

  • Men and Women

  • [Joke] Men and Women

    Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage Smart...

  • From: Blackmoon028

    Views: 934

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 171 weeks ago

  • Complaint

  • [Joke] Complaint

    Employee: “Thanks for calling, how may I help you?” Customer: “Hi. I came through drive-thru earlier tonight, and there’s something wrong with my...

  • From: Blackmoon028

    Views: 726

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • How much is that bag?

  • [Joke] How much is that bag?

    The Road To Yell(ing) Is Paved With Good Intentions Customer: “How much is this bag?” Clerk: “That bag is actually part of a deal, if...

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    Views: 566

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Caught

  • [Joke] Caught

    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you...

  • From: Blackmoon028

    Views: 1,306

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Rejection Lines

  • [Joke] Rejection Lines

    Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women : (and what they actually mean) 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred...

  • From: Blackmoon028

    Views: 1,005

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Murphy's Other Laws

  • [Joke] Murphy's Other Laws

    01. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. 02. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 03. Change is inevitable, except from a...

  • From: Blackmoon028

    Views: 722

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Hotel Bill

  • [Joke] Hotel Bill

    Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this... A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston....

  • From: Blackmoon028

    Views: 754

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Funny one liners

  • [Joke] Funny one liners

    1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute...

  • From: Blackmoon028

    Views: 714

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Employers Lingo

  • [Joke] Employers Lingo

    * "COMPETITIVE SALARY" : We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. * "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" : We have...

  • From: Blackmoon028

    Views: 479

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 172 weeks ago

  • Chinese Wisdom

  • [Joke] Chinese Wisdom

    # Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone. # Man who run in front of car get tired. # Man who run behind car get exhausted....

  • From: Blackmoon028

    Views: 616

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 172 weeks ago

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