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  • Rabbits on ecstasy.
  • A rabbit running through the forest stumbles upon a deer rolling a joint. The rabbit says, “Don’t do that. Come running with me. It’s much more...
  • From: Bulldog2001

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    Comments: 2

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    Added: 221 weeks ago

  • Nurse lost her pen
  • A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check. She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with...
  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,852

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • Bad test results
  • Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to pick up his wife's test results. When he gets there, the nurse at the counter tells him that there is a...
  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,639

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • Kids with A.D.D
  • Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? A: Wanna go bike riding?
  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,691

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • Vocabulary lesson
  • A second-grade teacher is going over some vocabulary and asks if any student can use the word beautiful twice in the same sentence. Suzie raises...
  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,433

    Comments: 3

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    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • Jonah and the whale
  • A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. “Whales can’t swallow people,” the teacher said. “Even though they are large...
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    Comments: 3

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    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • A burly Irishman
  • A burly Irishman is drinking in a bar. A tiny gay fellow sits beside him. After a few beers, the gay guy whispers, “Do you want a blow...
  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,544

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • Texas businessman
  • A Texas businessman is in town to meet with a large Japanese corporation. The meeting is set for a golf course the next day, so that night, the Texan...
  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,425

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • polish joke
  • Polish Joke A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. As the bartender pours it, the guy says, “I just heard the funniest Polish joke! You’ve...
  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 2,238

    Comments: 12

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    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • Pissing off the ex
  • A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar. “I had sex with another woman last night,” he tells her. “But I was thinking of you the whole...
  • From: Bulldog2001

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    Comments: 3

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    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • In love
  • You know I once dated a midget. I was nuts over that girl.
  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,356

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • A generous drunk
  • A drunk staggers into a bar and shouts, “A round on me, bartender…and get one for yourself!” The bartender pours everybody a round, and they...
  • From: Bulldog2001

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    Comments: 2

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    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • Easy pick up
  • A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone. He walks up to her and says, “Hi there, how’s it...
  • From: Bulldog2001

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    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • Uncle Dave
  • A teacher instructs her fifth-grade class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids come in and...
  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,614

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 223 weeks ago

  • 150-pound burger
  • You take 124lbs of hamburger and then and cheese bacon and other condiments and it's over 150lbs.
  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,451

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    Added: 223 weeks ago

  • The Wrong Way
  • As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I...
  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,228

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 223 weeks ago

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