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  • Rabbits on ecstasy.

  • [Joke] Rabbits on ecstasy.

    A rabbit running through the forest stumbles upon a deer rolling a joint. The rabbit says, “Don’t do that. Come running with me. It’s much more...

  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 3,235

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 221 weeks ago

  • Nurse lost her pen

  • [Joke] Nurse lost her pen

    A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check. She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with...

  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,852

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • Bad test results

  • [Joke] Bad test results

    Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to pick up his wife's test results. When he gets there, the nurse at the counter tells him that there is a...

  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,639

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • Kids with A.D.D

  • [Joke] Kids with A.D.D

    Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? A: Wanna go bike riding?

  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,691

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • Vocabulary lesson

  • [Joke] Vocabulary lesson

    A second-grade teacher is going over some vocabulary and asks if any student can use the word beautiful twice in the same sentence. Suzie raises...

  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,433

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • Jonah and the whale

  • [Joke] Jonah and the whale

    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. “Whales can’t swallow people,” the teacher said. “Even though they are large...

  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,408

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • A burly Irishman

  • [Joke] A burly Irishman

    A burly Irishman is drinking in a bar. A tiny gay fellow sits beside him. After a few beers, the gay guy whispers, “Do you want a blow...

  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,544

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • Texas businessman

  • [Joke] Texas businessman

    A Texas businessman is in town to meet with a large Japanese corporation. The meeting is set for a golf course the next day, so that night, the Texan...

  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,425

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • polish joke

  • [Joke] polish joke

    Polish Joke A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. As the bartender pours it, the guy says, “I just heard the funniest Polish joke! You’ve...

  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 2,238

    Comments: 12

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • Pissing off the ex

  • [Joke] Pissing off the ex

    A guy runs into his ex-girlfriend at a bar. “I had sex with another woman last night,” he tells her. “But I was thinking of you the whole...

  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 2,011

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • In love

  • [Joke] In love

    You know I once dated a midget. I was nuts over that girl.

  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,356

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • A generous drunk

  • [Joke] A generous drunk

    A drunk staggers into a bar and shouts, “A round on me, bartender…and get one for yourself!” The bartender pours everybody a round, and they...

  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,653

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • Easy pick up

  • [Joke] Easy pick up

    A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone. He walks up to her and says, “Hi there, how’s it...

  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,288

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    Added: 222 weeks ago

  • Uncle Dave

  • [Joke] Uncle Dave

    A teacher instructs her fifth-grade class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids come in and...

  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,614

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 223 weeks ago

  • 150-pound burger

  • [Picture] 150-pound burger

    You take 124lbs of hamburger and then and cheese bacon and other condiments and it's over 150lbs.

  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,451

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 223 weeks ago

  • The Wrong Way

  • [Joke] The Wrong Way

    As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I...

  • From: Bulldog2001

    Views: 1,228

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 223 weeks ago

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