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  • Tasteless Jokes

  • [Joke] Tasteless Jokes

    Q: Why do Mexicans drive low-riders? A: So they can cruise and pick your weeds at the same time. Q: What's worse than your dentist telling you...

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    Views: 770

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 167 weeks ago

  • Bad Ass Shoe Salesman

  • [Joke] Bad Ass Shoe Salesman

    A woman goes shoe-shopping one day. As the salesman is helping her try on shoes he notices she is not wearing panties. He looks at the woman and...

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    Views: 1,385

    Comments: 8

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 167 weeks ago

  • Missing Period

  • [Joke] Missing Period

    A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present...

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    Views: 899

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 167 weeks ago

  • Bank Robbery

  • [Joke] Bank Robbery

    An armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot,...

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    Views: 911

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 167 weeks ago

  • Clever Defendant

  • [Joke] Clever Defendant

    A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was saying to his lawyer, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in...

  • From: Captain_Sack

    Views: 775

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 167 weeks ago

  • Potentially Vs. Realistically

  • [Joke] Potentially Vs. Realistically

    A young boy went up to his father and said, “Dad, the teacher gave us an assignment to determine the difference between potentially and...

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    Views: 563

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 167 weeks ago

  • Sexual Harassment

  • [Joke] Sexual Harassment

    Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair...

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    Views: 967

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 167 weeks ago

  • Love Dress

  • [Joke] Love Dress

    A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son’s house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law...

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    Views: 607

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 167 weeks ago

  • How many mice?

  • [Joke] How many mice?

    How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 but they have to figure out how to get in the light bulb first.

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    Views: 369

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 167 weeks ago

  • 3 Men Camping

  • [Joke] 3 Men Camping

    These 3 men went out for a camp high up on the mountains. When it was night they all huddled up in a small tent right next to eachother. They...

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    Views: 691

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 167 weeks ago

  • The Golfer and The Hooker

  • [Joke] The Golfer and The Hooker

    As the young couple prepare to go to bed on their wedding night, the groom says to his bride, "Honey, I have a confession to make. I'm a golf...

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    Views: 675

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 167 weeks ago

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