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  • smartass answer

  • [Joke] smartass answer

    SMARTASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006 A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you...

  • From: DDRRedneck500

    Views: 864

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • LAPD and the rabbit

  • [Joke] LAPD and the rabbit

    The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The...

  • From: DDRRedneck500

    Views: 702

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • stand if youre a moron

  • [Joke] stand if youre a moron

    One day a college professor was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and asked if anyone in the class was a moron, and...

  • From: DDRRedneck500

    Views: 713

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • disturbed kid

  • [Joke] disturbed kid

    A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would feel...

  • From: DDRRedneck500

    Views: 496

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • knickers

  • [Joke] knickers

    A man was admitted to the emergency room with multiple fractures and severe bruises. The doctor said, "Wow! You're a mess. What happened to...

  • From: DDRRedneck500

    Views: 715

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • smart kid

  • [Joke] smart kid

    A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to...

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    Views: 478

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • i apologize for this joke

  • [Joke] i apologize for this joke

    A pig walks into a bar. He orders a drink and downs it. He gets a refill and he drinks it just as fast, this goes on for a while. The bartender...

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    Comments: 2

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    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • the dead sultan

  • [Joke] the dead sultan

    The Sultan of Dubai was killed in a boating accident, and found himself at the gates of heaven. He walked up to St Peter and asked him "Do I...

  • From: DDRRedneck500

    Views: 382

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • irish tale

  • [Joke] irish tale

    Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, "Top O' the mornin' to ye!...

  • From: DDRRedneck500

    Views: 360

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • deer camp

  • [Joke] deer camp

    Three guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Steve because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't...

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    Views: 439

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 211 weeks ago

  • bank robbery

  • [Joke] bank robbery

    A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this...

  • From: DDRRedneck500

    Views: 545

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 211 weeks ago

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political correctness and politicians who dont have the balls to do whats right piss me off to no end
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