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  • Fucked wife, Fucked Business
  • A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person...
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    Added: 141 weeks ago

  • A Rope with Two Knots
  • One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the...
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    Comments: 6

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    Added: 141 weeks ago

  • The Birthday Present
  • A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he...
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    Comments: 5

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    Added: 141 weeks ago

  • Healing The Sick
  • Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on the television. The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their...
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    Views: 1,062

    Comments: 7

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    Added: 141 weeks ago

  • Who's This Guy
  • After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find...
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    Views: 1,671

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 141 weeks ago

  • The Annual Office Party
  • John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the...
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    Views: 1,497

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 141 weeks ago

  • Hour of Pleasure
  • The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for...
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    Views: 1,097

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 141 weeks ago

  • American Beer Vs. Guinness
  • This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. "Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small," he says. The doctor asks...
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    Views: 955

    Comments: 5

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    Added: 141 weeks ago

  • Wild Growth
  • Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning, he looks into the mirror and...
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    Views: 887

    Comments: 2

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    Added: 141 weeks ago

  • The Farmer
  • A young man graduated from University of Arkansas with a degreein journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who hired him was to write a...
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    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 2

    Added: 142 weeks ago

  • The Two Ants
  • There are two ants living in a girl's pair of underwear. One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same...
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    Views: 1,182

    Comments: 11

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 142 weeks ago

  • No Toilet Paper
  • There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party. Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a...
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    Comments: 6

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    Added: 142 weeks ago

  • The Growler
  • A Scotsman is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the...
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    Views: 1,362

    Comments: 6

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 142 weeks ago

  • Name the Flavour
  • A professer from the Washington State University was doing a test on children, so he brought in a bunch of first graders then he gave each of them a...
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    Views: 876

    Comments: 6

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    Added: 142 weeks ago

  • The fire truck
  • A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon...
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    Views: 737

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 142 weeks ago

  • Don't Fart in Bed
  • This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting...
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    Views: 800

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 142 weeks ago

  • Magic Apples
  • A young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag. "What's in the bag?" the youngster asked. "magic apples", the...
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    Views: 498

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 142 weeks ago

  • Dumb Blonde
  • A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get...
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    Views: 540

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 142 weeks ago

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