DeadlyAnxiety's Submissions
-
- A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person...
-
From: DeadlyAnxiety
Views: 1,407
Comments: 9
Favorited: 0
Added: 141 weeks ago
-
- One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the...
-
From: DeadlyAnxiety
Views: 1,457
Comments: 6
Favorited: 0
Added: 141 weeks ago
-
- A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he...
-
From: DeadlyAnxiety
Views: 1,849
Comments: 5
Favorited: 0
Added: 141 weeks ago
-
- Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on the television. The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their...
-
From: DeadlyAnxiety
Views: 1,062
Comments: 7
Favorited: 0
Added: 141 weeks ago
-
- After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find...
-
From: DeadlyAnxiety
Views: 1,671
Comments: 5
Favorited: 0
Added: 141 weeks ago
-
- John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the...
-
From: DeadlyAnxiety
Views: 1,497
Comments: 6
Favorited: 0
Added: 141 weeks ago
-
- The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for...
-
From: DeadlyAnxiety
Views: 1,097
Comments: 3
Favorited: 0
Added: 141 weeks ago
-
- This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. "Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small," he says. The doctor asks...
-
From: DeadlyAnxiety
Views: 955
Comments: 5
Favorited: 0
Added: 141 weeks ago
-
- Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning, he looks into the mirror and...
-
From: DeadlyAnxiety
Views: 887
Comments: 2
Favorited: 0
Added: 141 weeks ago
-
- A gallery of some of the world's funniest kitten pictures.
-
From: DeadlyAnxiety
Views: 45,819
Comments: 0
Favorited: 0
Added: 142 weeks ago
-
- A young man graduated from University of Arkansas with a degreein journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who hired him was to write a...
-
From: DeadlyAnxiety
Views: 2,019
Comments: 7
Favorited: 2
Added: 142 weeks ago
-
- There are two ants living in a girl's pair of underwear. One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same...
-
From: DeadlyAnxiety
Views: 1,182
Comments: 11
Favorited: 0
Added: 142 weeks ago
-
- There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party. Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a...
-
From: DeadlyAnxiety
Views: 790
Comments: 6
Favorited: 0
Added: 142 weeks ago
-
- A Scotsman is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the...
-
From: DeadlyAnxiety
Views: 1,362
Comments: 6
Favorited: 0
Added: 142 weeks ago
-
- A professer from the Washington State University was doing a test on children, so he brought in a bunch of first graders then he gave each of them a...
-
From: DeadlyAnxiety
Views: 876
Comments: 6
Favorited: 0
Added: 142 weeks ago
-
- A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon...
-
From: DeadlyAnxiety
Views: 737
Comments: 5
Favorited: 0
Added: 142 weeks ago
-
- This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting...
-
From: DeadlyAnxiety
Views: 800
Comments: 5
Favorited: 0
Added: 142 weeks ago
-
- A young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag. "What's in the bag?" the youngster asked. "magic apples", the...
-
From: DeadlyAnxiety
Views: 498
Comments: 2
Favorited: 0
Added: 142 weeks ago
-
- A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, "Where did you get...
-
From: DeadlyAnxiety
Views: 540
Comments: 3
Favorited: 0
Added: 142 weeks ago
- DeadlyAnxiety
- Last login: 141 weeks ago
-
- User Since: Sep 14, 2009
- Uploads: 19
- Media Watched: 133
- Media Favorited: 0
Points and Levels
- eRep Points: 20,587
- Reputation Level: Maggot
Milestones
- Featured Media: 0
- Profile Views: 4,533
- Subscribers: 0
