Delice78's Submissions
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- This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to...
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From: Delice78
Views: 1,027
Comments: 8
Favorited: 0
Added: 132 weeks ago
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- Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen...
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From: Delice78
Views: 1,268
Comments: 6
Favorited: 0
Added: 132 weeks ago
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- The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "If you run, you'll only go to jail...
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From: Delice78
Views: 668
Comments: 0
Favorited: 0
Added: 134 weeks ago
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- Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother? New Recruit: Call for...
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From: Delice78
Views: 539
Comments: 0
Favorited: 0
Added: 134 weeks ago
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- 10. He sends you on drug raids....alone. 9. He refers to you as "Our Little Mascot." 8. The job description in your contract includes...
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From: Delice78
Views: 725
Comments: 1
Favorited: 0
Added: 134 weeks ago
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- A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding??? But officer, I was...
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From: Delice78
Views: 563
Comments: 0
Favorited: 0
Added: 134 weeks ago
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- 20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 18. Aren't you...
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From: Delice78
Views: 485
Comments: 0
Favorited: 0
Added: 134 weeks ago
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- A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Mam, is there a reason that you're weaving all...
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From: Delice78
Views: 456
Comments: 0
Favorited: 0
Added: 134 weeks ago
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- Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.
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From: Delice78
Views: 1,029
Comments: 1
Favorited: 0
Added: 134 weeks ago
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- A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her...
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From: Delice78
Views: 477
Comments: 0
Favorited: 0
Added: 134 weeks ago
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- For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the...
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From: Delice78
Views: 554
Comments: 1
Favorited: 0
Added: 134 weeks ago
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- The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that...
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From: Delice78
Views: 481
Comments: 1
Favorited: 0
Added: 134 weeks ago
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- A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?" "Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing...
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From: Delice78
Views: 370
Comments: 0
Favorited: 0
Added: 134 weeks ago
- Delice78
- Last login: 15 weeks ago
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- User Since: Sep 28, 2009
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