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  • Gay Flight Attendant
  • The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing down the aisle...
  • From: Derbysquire

    Views: 9,334

    Comments: 19

    Favorited: 3

    Added: 219 weeks ago

  • Supermarket Joke
  • A man goes into a supermarket and buys a six-pack, a bag of potato chips, and a frozen pizza. The girl at the register smiles at him and says,...
  • From: Derbysquire

    Views: 2,013

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 219 weeks ago

  • Sex Poem
  • 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda...
  • From: Derbysquire

    Views: 4,431

    Comments: 14

    Favorited: 4

    Added: 219 weeks ago

  • Pussy Creation Poem
  • The Creation of a Pussy Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a...
  • From: Derbysquire

    Views: 5,692

    Comments: 12

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 219 weeks ago

  • Big Willy Joke
  • a man walked into a pub and on the bar was a jar full of 5 pound notes and a donkey , he asks the bar tender 'what is this?' the bar tender replies...
  • From: Derbysquire

    Views: 6,560

    Comments: 11

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 219 weeks ago

  • Suicide Bomber
  • i was feeling a little suicidal the other day and decided to phone the suicide hotline , a pakistani man answered the phone i told him i was feeling...
  • From: Derbysquire

    Views: 4,316

    Comments: 8

    Favorited: 2

    Added: 219 weeks ago

  • Paki Jokes
  • What d'ya call a paki in a microwave ? Buding! What do you call a load of pakis in a matchbox? Ramdin what do you call a a paki in space?...
  • From: Derbysquire

    Views: 29,445

    Comments: 12

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 219 weeks ago

  • Black Coffin
  • i was sitting on my couch watching tv when the doorbell rang , i opened the door and outside was a black coffin , so i give him a cough sweet and...
  • From: Derbysquire

    Views: 3,236

    Comments: 4

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 219 weeks ago

Derbysquire
  • Derbysquire
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About Me
Hi my names Tom and i live in england im 14 and love liverpool fc i have a few jokes uploaded so please read them and post a comment on my board , also if your wondering why i have plane pictures its because i love them , and also im an air cadet .
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