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  • No sex tonight

  • [Joke] No sex tonight

    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I...

  • From: Diealestick

    Views: 611

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • 10 rules to drinking

  • [Joke] 10 rules to drinking

    1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys...

  • From: Diealestick

    Views: 399

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • Boat ride

  • [Joke] Boat ride

    A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap...

  • From: Diealestick

    Views: 710

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • Dildo salesman

  • [Joke] Dildo salesman

    This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you...

  • From: Diealestick

    Views: 705

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • 10 cents a can

  • [Joke] 10 cents a can

    Bill and Hillary are now married 40 years. When they first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to...

  • From: Diealestick

    Views: 407

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • 60 condom slogans

  • [Joke] 60 condom slogans

    1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie 4) When in doubt shroud you...

  • From: Diealestick

    Views: 431

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • 10 dollars

  • [Joke] 10 dollars

    Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." And...

  • From: Diealestick

    Views: 387

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • Charity

  • [Joke] Charity

    A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge...

  • From: Diealestick

    Views: 311

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • Cross Examination

  • [Joke] Cross Examination

    A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the...

  • From: Diealestick

    Views: 379

    Comments: 2

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • Testing

  • [Joke] Testing

    Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly. 2nd Child: Why are you crying? 1st Child: I came here for a blood...

  • From: Diealestick

    Views: 464

    Comments: 1

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    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • Blonde accident

  • [Joke] Blonde accident

    One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the...

  • From: Diealestick

    Views: 281

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • Difference in sex

  • [Joke] Difference in sex

    What's the difference between sex and anal sex? Sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak

  • From: Diealestick

    Views: 1,164

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • Made you look

  • [Joke] Made you look

    A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense''s closing...

  • From: Diealestick

    Views: 433

    Comments: 0

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 168 weeks ago

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