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  • No sex tonight
  • I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I...
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    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • 10 rules to drinking
  • 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys...
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    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • Boat ride
  • A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap...
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    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • Dildo salesman
  • This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you...
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    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • 10 cents a can
  • Bill and Hillary are now married 40 years. When they first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to...
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  • 60 condom slogans
  • 1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie 4) When in doubt shroud you...
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  • 10 dollars
  • Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." And...
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  • Charity
  • A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge...
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    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • Cross Examination
  • A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the...
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    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • Testing
  • Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly. 2nd Child: Why are you crying? 1st Child: I came here for a blood...
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    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • Blonde accident
  • One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the...
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    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • Difference in sex
  • What's the difference between sex and anal sex? Sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak
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    Added: 168 weeks ago

  • Made you look
  • A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense''s closing...
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    Views: 433

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    Added: 168 weeks ago

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