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  • The Runs
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    Some decisions are difficult: whether to finish 452nd or stop and take a shit.
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    Favorited: 30

    Added: 166 weeks ago

  • Baseball Fans
  • A Boston Red Sox fan, a Chicago Cubs fan and a NY Yankees fan were all in Saudi Arabia performing military duty for the US Army. While off base, they...
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    Views: 605

    Comments: 3

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 139 weeks ago

  • Amber Alert
  • Thank you for calling the Amber Alert Hotline. If you wish to report a missing child, please press 1 after the tone. *1* You have chosen to report...
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    Views: 825

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 143 weeks ago

  • The Husband Store
  • A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a...
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    Views: 436

    Comments: 5

    Favorited: 1

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • Skin Graft
  • A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin...
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    Views: 1,480

    Comments: 1

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 217 weeks ago

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  • Dionysos_Pint
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