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  • Deal w. it atheist pig.

  • [Blog] Deal w. it atheist pig.

    -All atheists believe in evolution, which means they don't believe in morality and think we should all act like animals.-Atheists try to shift the...

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    Comments: 16

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    Added: 23 weeks ago

  • They call me Dr. Swole.

  • [Blog] They call me Dr. Swole.

    After setting a new gym record on standing calf raises, I decided that a celebration was in order. I told Lex to round up the crew, because we were...

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    Comments: 5

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    Added: 42 weeks ago

  • In amurrrica cousins make u

  • [Blog] In amurrrica cousins make u

    >at party with people from school, know nearly everyone> see a girl I don't know> nobody else seems to know her> I try to talk to her but...

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    Views: 801

    Comments: 6

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    Added: 62 weeks ago

  • I AM SO FAWKED

  • [Blog] I AM SO FAWKED

    1)use dads credit card on livejasmin for a few minutes thinking he won't notice2)pass out drunk while fapping3)wake up 8 hours later4) 2.49 per...

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    Comments: 11

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    Added: 78 weeks ago

  • DEUTSCHELAND

  • [Blog] DEUTSCHELAND

    WAKE UP IN THE MORNIN' FEELIN' LIKE DER FUHRER WRITE MEIN KAMPF, TELL GERMANY I'M GUNNA MAKE RACE PURER BEFORE I LEAVE, FUCK MY NIECE, WITH EVA BRAUN...

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    Added: 110 weeks ago

  • I am the dream

  • [Blog] I am the dream

    Waddup you bunch of pathetic virgin losers. I just came on here to show you how real men roll.Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two...

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    Comments: 18

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    Added: 121 weeks ago

  • Dilemma

  • [Blog] Dilemma

    Me and my girlfriend have been together for four years. Everything's been great until recently. I had to move to a different city to work with my...

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    Comments: 12

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    Added: 155 weeks ago

  • F U DOG

  • [Blog] F U DOG

    I woke up this morning with my nose hairs curled and my eyes burning. My fucking dog took a shit in the early hours of the morning and then decided...

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    Comments: 5

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    Added: 155 weeks ago

  • All bloggers....

  • [Blog] All bloggers....

    All bloggers lose their virginity to cucumbers.  Every single male blogger here sucks dick for banana bread because they aren't even cool enough to...

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    Comments: 53

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    Added: 163 weeks ago

  • On a serious note

  • [Blog] On a serious note

    Blog Blog Blog Blog Blog.� My day was shit, which is why i'm writing a blog.� Seeing as i am blogging and therefore a blogger you can assume that...

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    Comments: 9

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    Added: 165 weeks ago

  • It has become apparent.......

  • [Blog] It has become apparent.......

    Angie111 can not get laid and is jealous of all the "sluts" that actually get dicked.�� Is her envy due to the fact that she is a fat chick, an...

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    Views: 462

    Comments: 10

    Favorited: 0

    Added: 181 weeks ago

  • Johnny Cash Cypress Hill

  • [Video] Johnny Cash Cypress Hill

    An amazing mashup featuring Johnny Cash and Cypress Hill, the 2 complete different genres and sounds gel well with one another.

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    Views: 2,821

    Comments: 7

    Favorited: 5

    Added: 189 weeks ago

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About Me
Actually, this is not the woman's fault.
I'm a parking attendant at an LA parking
garage, and the placement of this booth
basically violates about 3 regulations
that I can see just by watching this
video. It juts too far out in the way of
the woman's car, for one. It's also
totally out of date, and looks sort of
like the model's they were turning out
back in the early 90's, which means it
doesn't even comply with the Americans
With Disabilities act. Basically, the
owner of this lot has a huge fucking
lawsuit coming his way.
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